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Who's The Best At Making Bad Jokes About Iodine And Americium?

Who’s The Best At Making Bad Jokes About Iodine And Americium?

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Struggling For Your Chemistry Degree?

Struggling For Your Chemistry Degree?

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I Told A Chemistry Joke

I Told A Chemistry Joke

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What Was Avogadro's Favorite Sport?

What Was Avogadro’s Favorite Sport?

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Why Is The World So Diverse?

Why Is The World So Diverse?

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What Is The Nitrate?

What Is The Nitrate?

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Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

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Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

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Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

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I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

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why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak

Why Does Hamburger Yield Lower Energy Than Steak?

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what do you do with a dead chemist

What Do You Do With A Dead Chemist?

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My Teacher Threw Sodium Chloride At Me

My Teacher Threw Sodium Chloride At Me

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You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine

You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine

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do you have any sodium hypobromite

Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

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How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?

How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?

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Why Can't Lawyers Do NMR?

Why Can’t Lawyers Do NMR?

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I Would Never Try To Poison You

I Would Never Try To Poison You

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What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

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what did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?

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what emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from

What Emotional Disorder Does A Gas Chromatograph Suffer From?

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What Is A Chemist's Favorite Plant?

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

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What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

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I Used To Be Obsessed With Chromatography

I Used To Be Obsessed With Chromatography

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what is the show cesium and iodine love watching together

What Is The Show Cesium And Iodine Love Watching Together?

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What Is The Most Important Rule In Chemistry?

What Is The Most Important Rule In Chemistry?

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I Blew Up My Chemistry Experiment

I Blew Up My Chemistry Experiment

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What Do You Call A Wheel Made Of Iron?

What Do You Call A Wheel Made Of Iron?

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What Am I Doing With Element 83?

What Am I Doing With Element 83?

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Last Night, A Hypnotist Convinced Me I Was A Soft, Malleable Metal With An Atomic Number Of 82

Last Night, A Hypnotist Convinced Me I Was A Soft, Malleable Metal With An Atomic Number Of 82

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Do These Protons Make My Mass Look Big?

What Did The Cow Say To Molybdenum and Oxygen?

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Yo Mamma So Ugly

Yo’ Mamma So Ugly

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The Lab Smells Like Rotten Eggs You Say?

The Lab Smells Like Rotten Eggs You Say?

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What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

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What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

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I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet

I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet

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What Did The Thermometer Say To The Graduated Cylinder?

What Did The Thermometer Say To The Graduated Cylinder?

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what do you call a clown who is in jail

What Do You Call A Clown Who Is In Jail?

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what do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms

What Do Chemists Call A Benzene Ring With Iron Atoms Replacing The Carbon Atoms?

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what element is a girls future best friend

What Element Is A Girl’s Future Best Friend?

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my wife is like nitrogen and silver

My Wife Is Like Nitrogen And Silver

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Wanna Hear A Joke About Element 116?

Wanna Hear A Joke About Element 116?

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what did one ion say to the other

What Did One Ion Say To The Other?

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How About The Chemical Workers?

How About The Chemical Workers?

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Oxygen Wanted To Be Knighted

Oxygen Wanted To Be Knighted

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what do you call iron blowing in the wind

What Do You Call Iron Blowing In The Wind?

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A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

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what did the mass spectrometer say to the gas chromatograph

What Did The Mass Spectrometer Say To The Gas Chromatograph?

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What Did The Element Say To The Police?

What Did The Element Say To The Police?

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you made lithium react with argon

You Made Lithium React With Argon?

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h2o is water and h2o2 is hydrogen peroxide what is h2o4

H2O Is Water And H2O2 Is Hydrogen Peroxide. What Is H2O4?

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Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia?

Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia?

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What Is The Name Of 007's Eskimo Cousin?

What Is The Name Of 007’s Eskimo Cousin?

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Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

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what do you get when you mix sulfur tungsten and silver

What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, And Silver?

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a sign outside the chemistry hotel reads

A Sign Outside The Chemistry Hotel Reads

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What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

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anyone know any jokes about sodium

Anyone Know Any Jokes About Sodium?

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did you hear about the chemist reading a book about helium

Did You Hear About The Chemist Reading A Book About Helium?

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is silicon the same in spanish

Is Silicon The Same In Spanish?

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chemistry jokes are sodium funny

Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny

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i was going to tell a sodium and hydrogen joke

I Was Going To Tell A Sodium And Hydrogen Joke

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hey baby

Hey Baby

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How Often Do I Tell Chemistry Jokes?

How Often Do I Tell Chemistry Jokes?

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old chemists never die

Old Chemists Never Die

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I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

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Tell Me A Potassium Joke

Tell Me A Potassium Joke

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What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

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