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No Thanks! I’m Already Full!
Ne is the periodic symbol for neon. Neon has 10 electrons (e-), which is what the waitress is attempting to serve to neon. Elements can only hold 2 electrons on their first shell and 8 on their second; therefore, neon is full already (2+8=10).
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