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What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?
He was booked for a salt and a battery.
Sodium chloride is more commonly known as salt, and a nine-volt refers to a type of battery. Instead of being booked for assault and battery, the man was booked for “a salt and battery”.
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