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Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?
He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.
A carbon footprint is the amount of carbon (emissions and other compounds) produced and discharged into the environment. If the chemist coats his shoes with silicone rubber, he will leave no carbon footprint, but rather a silicone one.
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