Jokes Archives - Page 23 of 33 - Chemistry Jokes

Chemistry puns - Iron Man

I’ve always wanted to be Iron Man

chemistryjokes8 years ago4 years ago01 mins

here’s your chance Fe Man. Click on the shirt to buy it.

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You Must Be A Compound Of Beryllium And Barium

You Must Be A Compound Of Beryllium And Barium

chemistryjokes8 years ago9 years ago01 mins

because you’re a total BaBe

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Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

chemistryjokes8 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. Because it was polar

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Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

chemistryjokes8 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.

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I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

chemistryjokes8 years ago9 years ago01 mins

And I was like OMg

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Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne

Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne

chemistryjokes8 years ago9 years ago01 mins

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why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak

Why Does Hamburger Yield Lower Energy Than Steak?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

Because it’s in the ground state.

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does this make me look fat

Does This Make Me Look Fat?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

Nah, you look sweet.

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what do you do with a dead chemist

What Do You Do With A Dead Chemist?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. Barium

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Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

I didn’t even know they were catholic!

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Baby, I Know Chemistry

Baby, I Know Chemistry

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

and you’ve got one significant figure.

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periodic table

Periodic Table

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

I bet that bench is really unstable.

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