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What ionic compound goes great

Top 5 Chemistry Jokes About Food

1. What ionic compound goes great with cheese? Sodium acetate 2. Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state! 3. The chemist who specializes in making soda. Is called a fizzy-cist. 4. What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2 5. When life gives you C6H8O7 make H2O+C12H22O11+C6H8O7.

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My bright chemist brother

Top 10 Romantic Chemistry Jokes

1. My bright chemist brother received his wedding photons quite late. 2. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are beautiful. 3. When proton that opposite charges attract each other, he went to electron and told, “I am positively attracted to you.” 4. I heard that the first date with Potassium that…

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