Categories Jokes I don’t trust atoms… I heard they make up everything Post author By chemistryjokes Post date November 23, 2021 See also You Want To Hear A Joke About Nitric Oxide? ← I froze myself to -273.1 degrees Celsius… My friends were worried, but I’ll be 0K → Sodium and chlorine were married. One day, they divorced. Before leaving, chlorine stole an electron from sodium. Sodium didn’t care, he was like Na+ and stayed positive. Be more like sodium, be positive, and don’t steal electrons or you’ll be negatively charged!