Chemistry Pick Up Lines
Submit A Joke
What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
Helium, curium, and barium sound like the terms “heal him”, “cure him”, and “bury him”; therefore, if you can’t heal him and you can’t cure him, then you might as well bury him.
Rate This Joke
out of 5)
Random Chemistry Jokes
I’m Sorry…We Just Can’t Be Together
Think Like A Proton
What Is The Show Cesium And Iodine Love Watching Together?
I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out
Yo’ Mamma So Ugly
Embed This Joke