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What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?
If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
Helium, curium, and barium sound like the terms “heal him”, “cure him”, and “bury him”; therefore, if you can’t heal him and you can’t cure him, then you might as well bury him.
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