Categories Chemistry Cat Jokes What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist? Post author By chemistryjokes Post date February 18, 2016 No Comments on What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist? A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium. See also If A King Farts ← Oxygen Went Out On A Date With Potassium → Can I Take Your Drink Order? Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.