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A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

and asks how much a drink.
The bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
– Dr. Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory

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Stupid Electrons

Stupid Electrons

I’m sick of your negativity

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What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, And Silver?

what do you get when you mix sulfur tungsten and silver

SWAG

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I’ve Lost An Electron!

ive lost an electron

are you positive?

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If You’re Not Part Of The Solution

if you're not part of the solution

you’re part of the precipitate

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A Sign Outside The Chemistry Hotel Reads

a sign outside the chemistry hotel reads

Great day rates, even better NO3-‘s

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Seriously Dude I Think You’re Overreacting

seriously dude i think youre overreacting

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The Universe Is Made Up Of

the universe is made up of

protons, neutrons, electrons and morons

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Think Like A Proton

think like a proton

and stay positive

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Can I Take Your Drink Order?

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What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.

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Oxygen Went Out On A Date With Potassium

oxygen went out on a date with potassium

I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
NaBrO
I’m done with all of you