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I Thought You Said The Chemical Composition For Water Was H To O

i thought you said the chemical composition for water was h to o

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Old Chemists Never Die

old chemists never die

They just stop reacting

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Never Trust An Atom

never trust an atom

They make up everything

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You Want To Hear A Joke About Nitric Oxide?

you want to hear a joke about nitric oxide

A. NO

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I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

Argon

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Cation

cation

Cation
Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uh n, -on]
-noun, Chemistry
1. An ion with a paws-itive charge.
2. The cutest ion ever.

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Propane Looks Like A Puppy

propane looks like a puppy

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Neon Cat Does Not Bond Well With Others

neon cat does not bond well with others

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Tell Me A Potassium Joke

Tell Me A Potassium Joke

K

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The Element Of Surprise

the element of surprise

Right there! Do you see it?!

Oh my Gawwd! I can’t believe it!

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Analytical Chemists In The Wild West

analytical chemists in the wild west

Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits!

Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!

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What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

A. A one molar solution