Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party
There are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen out there!
What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?
A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.
A Neutron Walks Into A Bar
and asks how much a drink. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”. – Dr. Sheldon Cooper The Big Bang Theory
