A Neutron Walks Into A Bar
and asks how much a drink. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”. – Dr. Sheldon Cooper The Big Bang Theory
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What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?
A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
Oxygen Went Out On A Date With Potassium
I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO I’m done with all of you