Latest Chemistry Jokes

never trust an atom

Never Trust An Atom

Posted On Jan 19th 2016

They make up everything

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you want to hear a joke about nitric oxide

You Want To Hear A Joke About Nitric Oxide?

Posted On Jan 15th 2016

A. NO

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I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

Posted On Jan 14th 2016

Argon

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cation

Cation

Posted On Jan 13th 2016

Cation Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uh n, -on] -noun, Chemistry 1. An ion with a paws-itive charge. 2. The cutest ion ever.

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propane looks like a puppy

Propane Looks Like A Puppy

Posted On Jan 11th 2016

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neon cat does not bond well with others

Neon Cat Does Not Bond Well With Others

Posted On Jan 8th 2016

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Tell Me A Potassium Joke

Tell Me A Potassium Joke

Posted On Jan 6th 2016

K

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the element of surprise

The Element Of Surprise

Posted On Jan 5th 2016

Right there! Do you see it?! Oh my Gawwd! I can’t believe it!

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analytical chemists in the wild west

Analytical Chemists In The Wild West

Posted On Dec 28th 2015

Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits! Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!

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What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

Posted On Dec 22nd 2015

A. A one molar solution

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