Latest Chemistry Jokes

Stupid Electrons

Stupid Electrons

Posted On Mar 10th 2016

I’m sick of your negativity

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what do you get when you mix sulfur tungsten and silver

What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, And Silver?

Posted On Mar 7th 2016

SWAG

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ive lost an electron

I’ve Lost An Electron!

Posted On Mar 4th 2016

are you positive?

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if you're not part of the solution

If You’re Not Part Of The Solution

Posted On Mar 1st 2016

you’re part of the precipitate

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a sign outside the chemistry hotel reads

A Sign Outside The Chemistry Hotel Reads

Posted On Feb 29th 2016

Great day rates, even better NO3-‘s

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seriously dude i think youre overreacting

Seriously Dude I Think You’re Overreacting

Posted On Feb 25th 2016

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the universe is made up of

The Universe Is Made Up Of

Posted On Feb 24th 2016

protons, neutrons, electrons and morons

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think like a proton

Think Like A Proton

Posted On Feb 22nd 2016

and stay positive

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can i take your drink order

Can I Take Your Drink Order?

Posted On Feb 19th 2016

7,215 views

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What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

Posted On Feb 18th 2016

A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.

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