Latest Chemistry Jokes

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

Posted On Feb 18th 2016

A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.

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oxygen went out on a date with potassium

Oxygen Went Out On A Date With Potassium

Posted On Feb 17th 2016

I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO I’m done with all of you

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anyone know any jokes about sodium

Anyone Know Any Jokes About Sodium?

Posted On Feb 16th 2016

Na

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if iron man and silver surfer teamed up

If Iron Man And Silver Surfer Teamed Up

Posted On Feb 15th 2016

Would they be alloys?

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be my covalentine

Be My Covalentine

Posted On Feb 12th 2016

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did you hear about the chemist reading a book about helium

Did You Hear About The Chemist Reading A Book About Helium?

Posted On Feb 11th 2016

He just couldn’t put it down.

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you complete me

You Complete Me

Posted On Feb 9th 2016

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is silicon the same in spanish

Is Silicon The Same In Spanish?

Posted On Feb 8th 2016

Si

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how a chemist sees the glass

How A Chemist Sees The Glass

Posted On Feb 5th 2016

Optimist The glass is half full Pessimist The glass is half empty Chemist The glass contains 50% H20(l) 39% N2(g) 10.5% O2(g) .44% Ar(g) .06% CO2(g)

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chemistry jokes are sodium funny

Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny

Posted On Feb 4th 2016

I slapped my neon that one!

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