Latest Chemistry Jokes

ive lost an electron

I’ve Lost An Electron!

Posted On Mar 4th 2016

are you positive?

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if you're not part of the solution

If You’re Not Part Of The Solution

Posted On Mar 1st 2016

you’re part of the precipitate

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a sign outside the chemistry hotel reads

A Sign Outside The Chemistry Hotel Reads

Posted On Feb 29th 2016

Great day rates, even better NO3-‘s

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seriously dude i think youre overreacting

Seriously Dude I Think You’re Overreacting

Posted On Feb 25th 2016

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the universe is made up of

The Universe Is Made Up Of

Posted On Feb 24th 2016

protons, neutrons, electrons and morons

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think like a proton

Think Like A Proton

Posted On Feb 22nd 2016

and stay positive

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can i take your drink order

Can I Take Your Drink Order?

Posted On Feb 19th 2016

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What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?

Posted On Feb 18th 2016

A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.

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oxygen went out on a date with potassium

Oxygen Went Out On A Date With Potassium

Posted On Feb 17th 2016

I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO I’m done with all of you

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anyone know any jokes about sodium

Anyone Know Any Jokes About Sodium?

Posted On Feb 16th 2016

Na

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