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how a chemist sees the glass

How A Chemist Sees The Glass

Posted On Feb 5th 2016

Optimist The glass is half full Pessimist The glass is half empty Chemist The glass contains 50% H20(l) 39% N2(g) 10.5% O2(g) .44% Ar(g) .06% CO2(g)

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chemistry jokes are sodium funny

Chemistry Jokes Are Sodium Funny

Posted On Feb 4th 2016

I slapped my neon that one!

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the names bond hydrogen bond

The Name’s Bond, Hydrogen Bond

Posted On Feb 2nd 2016

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i was going to tell a sodium and hydrogen joke

I Was Going To Tell A Sodium And Hydrogen Joke

Posted On Feb 1st 2016

But NaH

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thorium

What Element Is Derived From A Norse God?

Posted On Jan 29th 2016

Thorium

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hey baby

Hey Baby

Posted On Jan 27th 2016

I got my ion you

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Na Na Na Na Na Batman

Posted On Jan 26th 2016

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How Often Do I Tell Chemistry Jokes?

How Often Do I Tell Chemistry Jokes?

Posted On Jan 25th 2016

A. Periodically

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i thought you said the chemical composition for water was h to o

I Thought You Said The Chemical Composition For Water Was H To O

Posted On Jan 22nd 2016

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old chemists never die

Old Chemists Never Die

Posted On Jan 21st 2016

They just stop reacting

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