Chemistry Jokes

When the chemist died, his colleagues dug a grave to barium!

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I went to the local convenience store to buy some utensils for my kitchen. The shopkeeper said, “I zinc I know what you need”

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The best thing about chemistry is, it is like a family. Everyone is well bonded with one another!

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I once needed a little money, so I approached my aunt. I simply said, “Anti-mony”

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The chemistry teacher explained to us that Boyle’s Law is the product of volume and pressure because volume won’t work under pressure

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The class was very rowdy, and as a result, the chemistry teacher lost her mole-cule!

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While having a conversation, the mass spectrometry conveyed his condolences to the gas chromatograph by saying that breaking up is hard

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For a chemist, the most important element is the element of surprise!

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The ruler of Prussia advocated advancements in chemistry as he ruled with an ion fist

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On his wedding anniversary, the chemist left a lovely card for his wife with the words, “Whenever I think of you, my heart bubbles”

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Our Chemistry department hired a number of analysts to study the various experiments. Little did they know that they need catalysts and not analysts!

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The neutron couldn’t get his mobile phone up and running as there was no charge for him

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