Latest Chemistry Jokes

you want to hear a joke about nitric oxide

You Want To Hear A Joke About Nitric Oxide?

Posted On Jan 15th 2016

A. NO

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I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

I Think All The Good Chemistry Jokes

Posted On Jan 14th 2016

Argon

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cation

Cation

Posted On Jan 13th 2016

Cation Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uh n, -on] -noun, Chemistry 1. An ion with a paws-itive charge. 2. The cutest ion ever.

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propane looks like a puppy

Propane Looks Like A Puppy

Posted On Jan 11th 2016

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neon cat does not bond well with others

Neon Cat Does Not Bond Well With Others

Posted On Jan 8th 2016

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Tell Me A Potassium Joke

Tell Me A Potassium Joke

Posted On Jan 6th 2016

K

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1 pair included per order. THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, is the chemical responsible for most of marijuana's psychological effects.

the element of surprise

The Element Of Surprise

Posted On Jan 5th 2016

Right there! Do you see it?! Oh my Gawwd! I can’t believe it!

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analytical chemists in the wild west

Analytical Chemists In The Wild West

Posted On Dec 28th 2015

Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits! Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!

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What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

Posted On Dec 22nd 2015

A. A one molar solution

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Hey Girl, Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium?

Hey Girl, Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium?

Posted On Dec 14th 2015

A. Because you are CuTe

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