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analytical chemists in the wild west

Analytical Chemists In The Wild West

Posted On Dec 28th 2015

Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits! Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!

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What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

What Do You Call A Tooth In A Glass Of Water?

Posted On Dec 22nd 2015

A. A one molar solution

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Hey Girl, Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium?

Hey Girl, Are You Made Of Copper And Tellurium?

Posted On Dec 14th 2015

A. Because you are CuTe

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