chemistryjokes, Author at Chemistry Jokes

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees it as half empty. The engineer sees it as twice as large as it needs to be

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees it as half empty. The engineer sees it as twice as large as it needs to be.

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg

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I was water before it got cool

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Answer: A-mean-oh-acid.

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I lost an electron! Are you positive?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Because he was so down to Earth.

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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

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A burger is in its ground state.

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An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” It replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host”.

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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, Sorry, my fault.

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Two blood cells met and fell in LOVE. Alas, it was all in vein.

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They have all the solutions.