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What's the matter? Everything.

What’s the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.

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What do you call a clown in jail?

What do you call a clown in jail?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

A Silicon!

Why does a hamburger have less

Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?

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Because it’s in the ground state!

Why was the mole of oxygen

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?

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Because he got Avogadro’s number!

What weapon can you make from

What weapon can you make from Potassium, Nickel, and Iron?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

A KNiFe

How often does a chemist need

How often does a chemist need coffee?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

They need caffeine periodically.

What did the cat say after

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

MeOH MeOH

Why was the DJ called DJ

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

He was always breaking it down.

Are you full of beryllium, gold,

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Because you are BeAuTi-Full

Why do chemists like nitrates so

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

They are cheaper than day rates.

Florence Flask was getting ready

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” The husband replied, “Calm down, honey. We’ll find a solution.”

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What do you call a tooth in a glass

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

One molar solution.

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