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What Is The Most Important Rule In Chemistry?

What Is The Most Important Rule In Chemistry?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. Never lick the spoon!

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I Blew Up My Chemistry Experiment

I Blew Up My Chemistry Experiment

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

Oxidants happen

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What Do You Call A Wheel Made Of Iron?

What Do You Call A Wheel Made Of Iron?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. A ferrous wheel

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Last Night, A Hypnotist Convinced Me I Was A Soft, Malleable Metal With An Atomic Number Of 82

Last Night, A Hypnotist Convinced Me I Was A Soft, Malleable Metal With An Atomic Number Of 82

chemistryjokes9 years ago4 years ago01 mins

I’m easily lead

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Yo’ Mamma So Ugly

Yo’ Mamma So Ugly

chemistryjokes9 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Not even Fluorine would bond with her

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The Lab Smells Like Rotten Eggs You Say?

The Lab Smells Like Rotten Eggs You Say?

chemistryjokes9 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Sorry to hear about your sulfuring

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What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

chemistryjokes9 years ago4 years ago01 mins

A. Guacamole

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What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

What Did The Angry Electron Say When It Was Repelled?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

Let me atom!

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I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet

I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

BrB

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What Did The Thermometer Say To The Graduated Cylinder?

What Did The Thermometer Say To The Graduated Cylinder?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. At least I have a degree

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what do you call a clown who is in jail

What Do You Call A Clown Who Is In Jail?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A silicon

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what do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms

What Do Chemists Call A Benzene Ring With Iron Atoms Replacing The Carbon Atoms?

chemistryjokes9 years ago9 years ago01 mins

A. A ferrous wheel

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