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what element is a girls future best friend

What Element Is A Girl’s Future Best Friend?

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Carbon

my wife is like nitrogen and silver

My Wife Is Like Nitrogen And Silver

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NAg NAg NAg

How About The Chemical Workers?

How About The Chemical Workers?

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Are they unionized?

Oxygen Wanted To Be Knighted

Oxygen Wanted To Be Knighted

chemistryjokes10 years ago5 years ago01 mins

But he wasn’t noble

what do you call iron blowing in the wind

What Do You Call Iron Blowing In The Wind?

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

Febreeze

A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

Didn’t anybody ever teach you to share?

what did the mass spectrometer say to the gas chromatograph

What Did The Mass Spectrometer Say To The Gas Chromatograph?

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

Breaking up is hard to do.

What Did The Element Say To The Police?

What Did The Element Say To The Police?

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

A. I CU copper

you made lithium react with argon

You Made Lithium React With Argon?

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

LiAr!

h2o is water and h2o2 is hydrogen peroxide what is h2o4

H2O Is Water And H2O2 Is Hydrogen Peroxide. What Is H2O4?

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

Drinking

Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia?

Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia?

chemistryjokes10 years ago5 years ago01 mins

A. Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

chemistryjokes10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

“Au, Get outta here!”

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