Category: Jokes
How can you spot a chemist in the bathroom?
They wash their hands before they use the toilet.
Mendeleev Periodic Table
Mendeleev: *invents periodic table so people don’t have to memorize the properties of the elements* Chemistry teacher: *makes the students memorize the table* Mendeleev:
When you overheat during reaction 1 but somehow still get the desired compound
When you overheat during reaction 1 but somehow still get the desired compound
That one old chemist with 8 fingers left who tells stories of “back when they used mouth pipettes instead of automatic”
That one old chemist with 8 fingers left who tells stories of “back when they used mouth pipettes instead of automatic”.
When your director wants you to do another last spectrum analysis before you go home
I can’t read suddenly, I don’t know.
Someone has an explosive personality! Seriously, dude, I think you’re overreacting!
Someone has an explosive personality! Seriously, dude, I think you’re overreacting!