They just stop reacting
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Old Chemists Never Die
Category: Jokes
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Never Trust An Atom
They make up everything
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You Want To Hear A Joke About Nitric Oxide?
A. NO
Argon
Cation
Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uh n, -on]
-noun, Chemistry
1. An ion with a paws-itive charge.
2. The cutest ion ever.
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Propane Looks Like A Puppy
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Neon Cat Does Not Bond Well With Others
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Tell Me A Potassium Joke
K
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The Element Of Surprise
Right there! Do you see it?!
Oh my Gawwd! I can’t believe it!
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Analytical Chemists In The Wild West
Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits!
Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!
A. A one molar solution
A. Because you are CuTe
