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How often does a chemist need

How often does a chemist need coffee?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

They need caffeine periodically.

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What did the cat say after

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

MeOH MeOH

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Why was the DJ called DJ

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

He was always breaking it down.

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Are you full of beryllium, gold,

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Because you are BeAuTi-Full

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Why do chemists like nitrates so

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

They are cheaper than day rates.

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Florence Flask was getting ready

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” The husband replied, “Calm down, honey. We’ll find a solution.”

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What do you call a tooth in a glass

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

One molar solution.

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What emotional disorder does a

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Separation anxiety

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What kind of dogs do chemists

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Laboratory Retrievers

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What kind of fish is made out of 2

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

2 Na

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The little atom was a naughty boy

The little atom was a naughty boy who kept shouting at his little brother. So the father atom scolded him by saying, “You should never shout atom of your voice like that.”

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The ice came up to the water and

The ice came up to the water and said, “I was water before it was cool.”

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