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What element is a girl’s future best friend?

What element is a girl’s future

Carbon

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Why do chemists call helium, barium, and curium the medical elements?

Why do chemists call helium

Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!

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Photons have mass? I didn’t know they were catholic!

Photons have mass? I didn't know
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Where was infra-red light discovered? Between the microwave and the visible

Where was infra-red light
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What ionic compound goes great with cheese?

What ionic compound goes great

Sodium Acetate

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Which anion has an ​​intense dislike of itself?

Which anion has an ​​intense dislike

Sulfate

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What does a chemist call the condition of having dry eyes?

What does a chemist call the

Ophthalmic anhydride

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What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

What's the difference between a

An electron

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Why shouldn’t you drink water while studying?

Why shouldn’t you drink water

It decreases your concentration!

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What happens when Donald Trump meanders around the Queen’s Dinner?

What happens when Donald

You get a pathway independent State Function

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Sodium and chlorine were married. One day, they divorced. Before leaving, chlorine stole an electron from sodium. Sodium didn’t care, he was like Na+ and stayed positive. Be more like sodium, be positive, and don’t steal electrons or you’ll be negatively charged!

Sodium and chlorine were
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I don’t trust atoms… I heard they make up everything

I don't trust atoms... I heard they