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The acid was disliked by

The acid was disliked by everyone. He was A-mean-o acid.

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The element which signifies that

The element which signifies that trees are going to shed their leaves is Gold because it’s Au-tumn!

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The chemistry professor couldn't

The chemistry professor couldn’t see what was inside the beaker as it was Mt (Meitnerium)

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My friend sneaked into the lab at

My friend sneaked into the lab at night to steal some lithium. He denied doing any such thing, however, the camera didn’t Li.

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Students should always stop

Students should always stop mass-ing around in the lab else they will spill chemicals over themselves

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The police arrested the man at the

The police arrested the man at the restaurant for throwing the salt. The police clarified that an a-salt took place!

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The annual sports meet of the

The annual sports meet of the Chemistry University was fun. The winning team was given a Lab of honor!

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Why did the father alcohol name

Why did the father alcohol name his two sons, ethanol and methanol?

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So that they both can always remain as chemical brothers!

When Carbon saw Oxygen, he

When Carbon saw Oxygen, he gleefully commented on their friendship, “You and I have such a strong bond”

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When Magnesium saw Oxygen, he

When Magnesium saw Oxygen, he said, “I was sure there was some chemical reaction between you and me. OMg, I was right!”

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I like to tell a chemistry pun to my

I like to tell a chemistry pun to my colleagues at the University. Sometimes, I even throw in one or two chemistry jokes, but I only do that periodically

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When hydrogen and oxygen were

When hydrogen and oxygen were having a fight, Sodium asked them to work out their differences because they had to be a part of the solution

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