1. Why do chemists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements? Because if you can’t Helium or Curium, you Barium!

2. What does a chemist call the condition of having dry eyes? Ophthalmic anhydride.

3. How often does a chemist need coffee? They need caffeine periodically.

4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They are cheaper than day rates.

5. The Japanese chemist’s favorite element when he was a kid was Manga-nese.

6. The chemist did not want to publish his cringy chemistry joke on Facebook as he thought he would get a volatile reaction.

7. Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates.

8. A plant owned by a chemist grows into being a chemist’s tree.

9. The chemist was very sad. Although he was good at cooking compounds, unfortunately, he could never taste what he cooked!

10. The only rodent which a chemist absolutely adores is moles!

11. When the vacation plan got canceled, the sad chemist said, “without anion everything are bond to go wrong.”

12. For a chemist, the most important element is the element of surprise!

13. Chemists have a provocative nature. They hate neutral people and catalyze a situation to get good reactions.

14. Why didn’t the chemist enjoy doing chromatography? He got separation anxiety.

15. How can you spot a chemist in the bathroom? They wash their hands before they use the toilet.
