What Do You Do With A Sick Chemist?
A. If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
Oxygen Went Out On A Date With Potassium
I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO I’m done with all of you
How A Chemist Sees The Glass
Optimist The glass is half full Pessimist The glass is half empty Chemist The glass contains 50% H20(l) 39% N2(g) 10.5% O2(g) .44% Ar(g) .06% CO2(g)
