Chemistry Jokes

They make up everything

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Cation Pronunciation: [kat-ahy-uh n, -on] -noun, Chemistry 1. An ion with a paws-itive charge. 2. The cutest ion ever.

Right there! Do you see it?! Oh my Gawwd! I can’t believe it!

Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits! Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!