Categories Jokes The chemist was angry at his son and said, “Never put your neon the dining table” Post author By chemistryjokes Post date November 23, 2021 See also My son is extremely naughty and always up to some sort of mischief. Angrily I told him, "I'm keeping my ion you" ← The double-bonded covalent compound was drowning. He cried out, “I’m diene.” His friend said, “I’m triene to save you” → The comedian tanked at telling chemistry jokes at the show tonight because he was not in his element