Chemistry Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

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The little atom was a naughty boy who kept shouting at his little brother. So the father atom scolded him by saying, “You should never shout atom of your voice like that.”

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The ice came up to the water and said, “I was water before it was cool.”

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My wife is a scientist whose hobby is to take photographs. She clicks wonderful photons!

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The interviewer for my chemistry teacher job asked me about my year of birth. I replied I was boron in 1994!

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cmy professor told me that I needed to molecule my head

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My bright chemist brother received his wedding photons quite late

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I wonder when a King or Queen burps, do we call it a noble gas?

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The calm reagent told the angry reagent to stop over-reacting

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The police would have caught the chemist who robbed the bank if only the bank security had scandium before

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The chemist who specializes in making soda is called a fizzy-cist

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The Japanese chemist’s favorite element when he was a kid was manga-nese

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