1. What ionic compound goes great with cheese? Sodium acetate 2. Why does a hamburger have less energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state! 3. The chemist who specializes in making soda. Is called a fizzy-cist. 4. What is the chemical formula for banana? BaNa2 5. When life gives you C6H8O7 make H2O+C12H22O11+C6H8O7.
1. With the chemistry exam coming, my proffesor told me that I needed to molecule my head. 2. The chemistry professor couldn’t see what was inside the beaker as it was Mt (Meitnerium). 3. The entire class decided to bunk the chemistry class. But owning to low attendance, I couldn’t afford to mass it! 4….
1. My bright chemist brother received his wedding photons quite late. 2. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are beautiful. 3. When proton that opposite charges attract each other, he went to electron and told, “I am positively attracted to you.” 4. I heard that the first date with Potassium that…
1. Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are beauti-full. 2. Let’s get physics-cal. 3. Marie, you’re looking more radiant every day. 4. I wish I was adenine. Then I could get paired with U. 5. Girl, you’re like a salt; You raise my boiling point. 6. You must be a compound…
Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
