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The Atomic Symbol For Confusion

The Atomic Symbol For Confusion

Posted On Sep 7th 2016

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What Am I Doing With Element 83?

What Am I Doing With Element 83?

Posted On Sep 6th 2016

A. None of your Bismuth.

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Do These Protons Make My Mass Look Big?

Do These Protons Make My Mass Look Big?

Posted On Sep 1st 2016

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Last Night, A Hypnotist Convinced Me I Was A Soft, Malleable Metal With An Atomic Number Of 82

Last Night, A Hypnotist Convinced Me I Was A Soft, Malleable Metal With An Atomic Number Of 82

Posted On Aug 30th 2016

I’m easily lead

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What Is The Chemical Formula For Banana?

What Is The Chemical Formula For Banana?

Posted On Aug 26th 2016

A. BaNa2

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Do These Protons Make My Mass Look Big?

What Did The Cow Say To Molybdenum and Oxygen?

Posted On Aug 23rd 2016

A. MoO

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Yo Mamma So Ugly

Yo’ Mamma So Ugly

Posted On Aug 22nd 2016

Not even Fluorine would bond with her

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If I Am Lost In Translation

If I Am Lost In Translation

Posted On Aug 18th 2016

just blame my RNA

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The Lab Smells Like Rotten Eggs You Say?

The Lab Smells Like Rotten Eggs You Say?

Posted On Aug 16th 2016

Sorry to hear about your sulfuring

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What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

What Do You Get When You Cut An Avocado Into 6X10^23 Pieces?

Posted On Aug 10th 2016

A. Guacamole

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