Chemistry Jokes

When hydrogen and oxygen were having a fight, Sodium asked them to work out their differences because they had to be a part of the solution

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When proton that opposite charges attract each other, he went to electron and told, “I’m positively attracted to you”

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One oxygen told his friend, “Come out to the pool party – there are two hydrogens for every oxygen out there”

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When I asked my mother why my father was coming home late from work recently, she replied that he was under a lot of pressure lately at the mines

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Sometimes, I have to take extra chemistry lessons after Church on Sunday. It is a mass-tly boring day

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I told my friends a chemistry joke, but they had no reaction to it

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The entire class decided to bunk the chemistry class but owing to low attendance, I couldn’t afford to mass it!

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I heard that the first date with potassium that oxygen went to turned out fine. The second time that oxygen went on a date with potassium was OK2

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Chlorine came to sodium and told her, “You complete me!”

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We had the chemistry department athletic meet today. My friend was confident of winning the 100m race, but I warned him, “Victory is bromine!”

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The number of students in my chemistry class is tin

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Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates

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