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Oxygen Wanted To Be Knighted

Oxygen Wanted To Be Knighted

Posted On Jun 20th 2016

But he wasn’t noble

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Look, Mom! Carbon Tetrafluride!

Look, Mom! Carbon Tetrafluoride!

Posted On Jun 16th 2016

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what do you call iron blowing in the wind

What Do You Call Iron Blowing In The Wind?

Posted On Jun 13th 2016

Febreeze

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Casual-dehyde

Casual-dehyde

Posted On Jun 10th 2016

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A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

Posted On Jun 8th 2016

Didn’t anybody ever teach you to share?

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oh my gosh i've lost a neutron

Oh My Gosh, I’ve Lost A Neutron

Posted On Jun 7th 2016

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what did the mass spectrometer say to the gas chromatograph

What Did The Mass Spectrometer Say To The Gas Chromatograph?

Posted On Jun 3rd 2016

Breaking up is hard to do.

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What Did The Element Say To The Police?

What Did The Element Say To The Police?

Posted On Jun 1st 2016

A. I CU copper

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do you have 11 protons

Do You Have 11 Protons?

Posted On May 31st 2016

Cause your sodium fine

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you made lithium react with argon

You Made Lithium React With Argon?

Posted On May 26th 2016

LiAr!

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