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A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

A Covalent Bond Yells At An Ionic Bond

Posted On Jun 8th 2016

Didn’t anybody ever teach you to share?

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oh my gosh i've lost a neutron

Oh My Gosh, I’ve Lost A Neutron

Posted On Jun 7th 2016

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what did the mass spectrometer say to the gas chromatograph

What Did The Mass Spectrometer Say To The Gas Chromatograph?

Posted On Jun 3rd 2016

Breaking up is hard to do.

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What Did The Element Say To The Police?

What Did The Element Say To The Police?

Posted On Jun 1st 2016

A. I CU copper

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do you have 11 protons

Do You Have 11 Protons?

Posted On May 31st 2016

Cause your sodium fine

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you made lithium react with argon

You Made Lithium React With Argon?

Posted On May 26th 2016

LiAr!

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heavy metals

Heavy Metals

Posted On May 24th 2016

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Ever Hear Of Nobelium?

Ever Hear Of Nobelium?

Posted On May 19th 2016

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Mercedes Benzene

Mercedes Benzene

Posted On May 17th 2016

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Love Is In The Air?

Love Is In The Air?

Posted On May 12th 2016

Wrong. Nitrogon, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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