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Florence Flask Was Preparing To Attend The Opera

Florence Flask Was Preparing To Attend The Opera

Posted On Oct 4th 2016

Florence Flask was preparing to attend the opera. Suddenly she screamed, “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” Her husband replied, “Relax dear. We’ll find a solution.”

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if a king farts

If A King Farts

Posted On Oct 3rd 2016

Is it a noble gas?

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I Used To Be Obsessed With Chromatography

I Used To Be Obsessed With Chromatography

Posted On Sep 30th 2016

Now I realize it was just a phase.

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what is the show cesium and iodine love watching together

What Is The Show Cesium And Iodine Love Watching Together?

Posted On Sep 27th 2016

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Study Organic Chemistry They Said

Study Organic Chemistry They Said

Posted On Sep 22nd 2016

It’ll be fun they said

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Hey Ladies

Hey Ladies

Posted On Sep 21st 2016

Take my number.

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What Is The Most Important Rule In Chemistry?

What Is The Most Important Rule In Chemistry?

Posted On Sep 19th 2016

A. Never lick the spoon!

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What Is The Chemical Formula For Coffee?

What Is The Chemical Formula For Coffee?

Posted On Sep 15th 2016

A. CoFe2

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I Blew Up My Chemistry Experiment

I Blew Up My Chemistry Experiment

Posted On Sep 13th 2016

Oxidants happen

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What Do You Call A Wheel Made Of Iron?

What Do You Call A Wheel Made Of Iron?

Posted On Sep 9th 2016

A. A ferrous wheel

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