Chemistry Jokes

I lost an electron! Are you positive?

Because he was so down to Earth.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

A burger is in its ground state.

An infectious disease walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” It replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host”.

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, Sorry, my fault.

Two blood cells met and fell in LOVE. Alas, it was all in vein.

They have all the solutions.

A graduated cylinder

Salt made a pun joke and it was Sodium funny

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!