Chemistry Jokes

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, Sorry, my fault.

Two blood cells met and fell in LOVE. Alas, it was all in vein.

They have all the solutions.

A graduated cylinder

Salt made a pun joke and it was Sodium funny

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!

Lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion it

If you’re not a problem of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

You’re too angry! Go molecule off.

I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten.