Latest Chemistry Jokes

Chemistry pick up line enzyme

If i was an enzyme I’d be helicase

Posted On Nov 19th 2018

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Chemistry pick up line carbon

Are you a carbon sample?

Posted On Nov 16th 2018

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Chemistry pick up line covalent bond

How about we go back to my place?

Posted On Oct 30th 2018

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What Was Avogadro's Favorite Sport?

What Was Avogadro’s Favorite Sport?

Posted On Oct 4th 2018

A. Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one

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Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Posted On Sep 13th 2018

He touched the beaker before it was cool

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Why Is The World So Diverse?

Why Is The World So Diverse?

Posted On Aug 23rd 2018

Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

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Equilibrium

Equilibrium

Posted On Jul 11th 2018

…so the I finally got rid of that awful bromine. Ah dangit!

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What Is The Nitrate?

What Is The Nitrate?

Posted On Jun 17th 2018

A. Double Time

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Laughing Gas

Laughing Gas

Posted On May 10th 2018

He He He

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Proton Neutron Crouton

Proton Neutron Crouton

Posted On Apr 12th 2018

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