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Chemistry pick up line sodium

Girl, you must have 11 protons

Posted On Nov 26th 2018

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Chemistry pick up line salt

Girl, you’re like a salt

Posted On Nov 23rd 2018

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Titanium Is An Amorous Metal

Posted On Nov 22nd 2018

When it gets hot, it will combine with anything!

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Chemistry pick up line ion

I’ve got my ion you

Posted On Nov 21st 2018

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Chemistry pick up line fine

Are you made of fluorine, iodine and neon?

Posted On Nov 20th 2018

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Chemistry pick up line enzyme

If i was an enzyme I’d be helicase

Posted On Nov 19th 2018

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Chemistry pick up line carbon

Are you a carbon sample?

Posted On Nov 16th 2018

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Chemistry pick up line covalent bond

How about we go back to my place?

Posted On Oct 30th 2018

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What Was Avogadro's Favorite Sport?

What Was Avogadro’s Favorite Sport?

Posted On Oct 4th 2018

A. Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one

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Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Posted On Sep 13th 2018

He touched the beaker before it was cool

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