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I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

Posted On Jun 8th 2017

And I was like OMg

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Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne

Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne

Posted On May 2nd 2017

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why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak

Why Does Hamburger Yield Lower Energy Than Steak?

Posted On Apr 23rd 2017

Because it’s in the ground state.

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does this make me look fat

Does This Make Me Look Fat?

Posted On Apr 4th 2017

Nah, you look sweet.

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what do you do with a dead chemist

What Do You Do With A Dead Chemist?

Posted On Mar 27th 2017

A. Barium

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Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

Posted On Mar 14th 2017

I didn’t even know they were catholic!

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Baby, I Know Chemistry

Baby, I Know Chemistry

Posted On Mar 8th 2017

and you’ve got one significant figure.

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periodic table

Periodic Table

Posted On Mar 2nd 2017

I bet that bench is really unstable.

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My Teacher Threw Sodium Chloride At Me

My Teacher Threw Sodium Chloride At Me

Posted On Feb 22nd 2017

That’s a salt!

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graduated cylinder

Graduated Cylinder

Posted On Feb 16th 2017

Figure 1. graduated cylinder Figure 2. dropout cylinder

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