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Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

Posted On Oct 26th 2017

A. Because it was polar

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He Tried To Solve The Chemistree Equation

He Tried To Solve The Chemistree Equation

Posted On Sep 21st 2017

But was stumped

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Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

Posted On Aug 17th 2017

A. He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.

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Someone Told Me I Have Chemistry With A Cute Guy

Someone Told Me I Have Chemistry With A Cute Guy

Posted On Jul 12th 2017

But I don’t take chemistry until next semester

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I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

I Heard Oxygen And Magnesium Were Going Out

Posted On Jun 8th 2017

And I was like OMg

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Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne

Porcupane Porcupene Porcupyne

Posted On May 2nd 2017

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why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak

Why Does Hamburger Yield Lower Energy Than Steak?

Posted On Apr 23rd 2017

Because it’s in the ground state.

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does this make me look fat

Does This Make Me Look Fat?

Posted On Apr 4th 2017

Nah, you look sweet.

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what do you do with a dead chemist

What Do You Do With A Dead Chemist?

Posted On Mar 27th 2017

A. Barium

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Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

Did You Know Protons Have Mass?

Posted On Mar 14th 2017

I didn’t even know they were catholic!

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