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How about we go back to my place?

Posted On Oct 30th 2018

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What Was Avogadro's Favorite Sport?

What Was Avogadro’s Favorite Sport?

Posted On Oct 4th 2018

A. Golf – because he always got a mole-in-one

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Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Posted On Sep 13th 2018

He touched the beaker before it was cool

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Why Is The World So Diverse?

Why Is The World So Diverse?

Posted On Aug 23rd 2018

Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

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Equilibrium

Equilibrium

Posted On Jul 11th 2018

…so the I finally got rid of that awful bromine. Ah dangit!

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What Is The Nitrate?

What Is The Nitrate?

Posted On Jun 17th 2018

A. Double Time

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Laughing Gas

Laughing Gas

Posted On May 10th 2018

He He He

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Proton Neutron Crouton

Proton Neutron Crouton

Posted On Apr 12th 2018

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Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Posted On Mar 20th 2018

A. He got Avogrado’s number

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Alcohol At A Party

Alcohol At A Party

Posted On Feb 7th 2018

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