Latest Chemistry Jokes

Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Posted On Mar 20th 2018

A. He got Avogrado’s number

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Alcohol At A Party

Alcohol At A Party

Posted On Feb 7th 2018

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Money Has Recently Been Discovered To Be A Not Yet Identified Super Heavy Element

Posted On Jan 24th 2018

The proposed name is: Unobtainium.

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All I want for Christmas chemistry jokes

Christmas chemistry jokes – TOP 7

Posted On Dec 2nd 2017

1. The official chemis-tree. 2. Jolly holidays wouldn’t be without be the same without a good laugh 3. Perfect Christmas present? Easy, chemistry set. 4. Ho, ho, ho, who knows a good chemistry joke? 5. Who is the best chemist ever? 6. All I want for Christmas is YOU! 7. Happy chemistry Christmas!

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Chemistry puns - Iron Man

I’ve always wanted to be Iron Man

Posted On Nov 29th 2017

here’s your chance Fe Man. Click on the shirt to buy it.

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You Must Be A Compound Of Beryllium And Barium

You Must Be A Compound Of Beryllium And Barium

Posted On Nov 3rd 2017

because you’re a total BaBe

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Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

Why Did The White Bear Dissolve In Water?

Posted On Oct 26th 2017

A. Because it was polar

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He Tried To Solve The Chemistree Equation

He Tried To Solve The Chemistree Equation

Posted On Sep 21st 2017

But was stumped

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Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

Why Did The Chemist Coat His Shoes With Silicone Rubber?

Posted On Aug 17th 2017

A. He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.

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Someone Told Me I Have Chemistry With A Cute Guy

Someone Told Me I Have Chemistry With A Cute Guy

Posted On Jul 12th 2017

But I don’t take chemistry until next semester

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