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When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.

When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist

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When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.

I read a great book on mining for mercury. it was written by HG Wells

I read a great book on mining for mercury. It was written by HG Wells

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I read a great book on mining for mercury. It was written by HG Wells.

Is there a chemistry song called Chlorine to the tune of Jolene, and if not, why not

Is there a chemistry song called “Chlorine” to the tune of “Jolene”, and if not, why not?

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Chlorine, chlorine chlorine, chlorine I am begging of you please don’t burn my lungsChlorine, chlorine chlorine, chlorine Please don’t burn my lungs and tongue

007’s Eskimo cousin is named Polar Bond.

007’s Eskimo cousin is named Polar Bond

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007’s Eskimo cousin is named Polar Bond.

1 millionth of a mouthwash is 1 microscope

1 millionth of mouthwash is 1 microscope

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1 millionth of a mouthwash is 1 microscope

What did the biologist wear on his first date

What did the biologist wear on his first date?

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Designer genes

What does one tectonic plate say when it bumps into another

What does one tectonic plate say when it bumps into another?

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“Sorry. My fault!”

Why do enzymes make the best deejays

Why do enzymes make the best deejays?

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Because they always break it down.

What’s wrong when a physicist and a biology enter into a relationship

What’s wrong when a physicist and biologist enter into a relationship?

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There’s no chemistry.

What do you call the group of people before millennials that love water

What do you call the group of people before millennials that love water?

chemistryjokes5 years ago5 years ago01 mins

Hydrogeneration X

What caption does the physicist use for his food photos

What caption does the physicist use for his food photos?

chemistryjokes5 years ago5 years ago01 mins

Triga-nom-nom-nom-etry

What is a physicist’s favorite part of a baseball game?

What is a physicist’s favorite part of a baseball game?

chemistryjokes5 years ago5 years ago01 mins

The wave

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