Two people walk into a bar.The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too.”The second one died.
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
They wash their hands before they use the toilet.
Mendeleev: *invents periodic table so people don’t have to memorize the properties of the elements* Chemistry teacher: *makes the students memorize the table* Mendeleev:
When you overheat during reaction 1 but somehow still get the desired compound
