Two electrons are sitting in a jail cell. One asks, “What are you in for?” The other replies, “For attempting a forbidden transition.”
Two electrons are sitting in a jail cell.One asks, “What are you in for?”The other replies, “For attempting a forbidden transition.”
Two people walk into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too.” The second one died.
Two people walk into a bar.The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too.”The second one died.
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
How can you spot a chemist in the bathroom?
They wash their hands before they use the toilet.
Mendeleev Periodic Table
Mendeleev: *invents periodic table so people don’t have to memorize the properties of the elements* Chemistry teacher: *makes the students memorize the table* Mendeleev:
