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what did the bartender say when oxygen hydrogen sulfer sodium and phosphorous walked into his bar

What Did The Bartender Say When Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium And Phosphorous Walked Into His Bar?

Posted On Nov 21st 2016

A. OH SNaP!

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I Would Never Try To Poison You

I Would Never Try To Poison You

Posted On Nov 15th 2016

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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The Water Molecule

The Water Molecule

Posted On Nov 8th 2016

My Precious!! Oxygen attracts electrons more strongly than hydrogen

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What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

Posted On Nov 2nd 2016

A. 2 NA

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you gotta help me

You Gotta Help Me!

Posted On Oct 27th 2016

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what did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?

Posted On Oct 20th 2016

HeHe

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a piece of ice fell in love with a bunsen burner

A Piece Of Ice Fell In Love With A Bunsen Burner

Posted On Oct 18th 2016

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!” Said the ice. The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

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what emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from

What Emotional Disorder Does A Gas Chromatograph Suffer From?

Posted On Oct 14th 2016

A. Seperation Anxiety

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What Is A Chemist's Favorite Plant?

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

Posted On Oct 11th 2016

Stoichiome-tree

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What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

Posted On Oct 7th 2016

A. CH2O

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