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graduated cylinder

Graduated Cylinder

Posted On Feb 16th 2017

Figure 1. graduated cylinder Figure 2. dropout cylinder

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You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine

You Must Be Made Of Uranium And Iodine

Posted On Feb 7th 2017

Because all I can see is U and I

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oh no i spilled water all over my laptop

Oh No I Spilled Water All Over My Laptop

Posted On Jan 31st 2017

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drop the base

Drop The Base

Posted On Jan 25th 2017

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do you have any sodium hypobromite

Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

Posted On Jan 19th 2017

A. NaBrO

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Pusheen The Cat Making Some Chemistry

Pusheen The Cat Making Some Chemistry

Posted On Jan 9th 2017

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

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How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?

How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?

Posted On Jan 3rd 2017

A. By subsisting on titrations

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What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises

What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises

Posted On Dec 27th 2016

It becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. Good nitrogen Sleep tightrogen Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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The Official Chemis-Tree

The Official Chemis-Tree

Posted On Dec 21st 2016

7 BEST CHRISTMAS CHEMISTRY JOKES Getting festive with the periodic table of elements.

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Why Can't Lawyers Do NMR?

Why Can’t Lawyers Do NMR?

Posted On Dec 14th 2016

A. Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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