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Top 10 Romantic Chemistry Jokes

1. My bright chemist brother received his wedding photons quite late.

My bright chemist brother

2. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are beautiful.

Are you full of beryllium, gold,

3. When proton that opposite charges attract each other, he went to electron and told, “I am positively attracted to you.”

When proton that opposite

4. I heard that the first date with Potassium that Oxygen went to turned out fine. The second time, that Oxygen went on a date with Potassium was ok2.

I heard that the first date with

5. When Magnesium saw Oxygen, he said, “I was sure there was some chemical reaction between you and me.”

“Omg I was right!”

When Magnesium saw Oxygen, he

6. Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Love Is In The Air?

7. Be my covalentine.

be my covalentine

8. While having a conversation, the mass spectrometry conveyed his condolences to the gas chromatograph by saying that breaking up is hard.

While having a conversation

9. Chlorine came to sodium and told her, “You complete me!”

Chlorine came to sodium and told

10. This is a salt.

this is a salt
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