Posted On Apr 23rd 2017
Because it’s in the ground state.
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Stir up some excitement about chemistry at your next party. Because test tubes shouldn't be relegated to the classroom. Erlenmeyer flask of alcohol > generic flask of alcohol.
Posted On Jan 9th 2017
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Posted On Dec 21st 2016
Getting festive with the periodic table of elements.
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Posted On Nov 21st 2016
A. OH SNaP!
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Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.
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“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!” Said the ice. The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”
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Posted On Oct 14th 2016
A. Seperation Anxiety
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Florence Flask was preparing to attend the opera. Suddenly she screamed, “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” Her husband replied, “Relax dear. We’ll find a solution.”
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Posted On Sep 27th 2016
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Posted On Aug 30th 2016
I’m easily lead
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In class: Homework: On Exam:
Posted On Aug 3rd 2016
Let me atom!
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A. At least I have a degree
Posted On Jul 25th 2016
Bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” He does not react.
Posted On Jul 13th 2016
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
Posted On Jul 11th 2016
A. A ferrous wheel
Posted On Jun 3rd 2016
Breaking up is hard to do.
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There are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen out there!
Posted On Mar 23rd 2016
A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.
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I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO I’m done with all of you
Posted On Feb 11th 2016
He just couldn’t put it down.
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Don’t move, or I’ll fill you full of 98% lead, 1% antimony, 0.75% silver, 200 parts per million nickel, trace amounts of cobalt, and other components below their respective detection limits! Wait a minute! Are those values certified?!
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