Posted On Jul 11th 2018
…so the I finally got rid of that awful bromine. Ah dangit!
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Posted On Mar 20th 2018
A. He got Avogrado’s number
1 pair included per order. THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, is the chemical responsible for most of marijuana's psychological effects.
Posted On Jan 24th 2018
The proposed name is: Unobtainium.
Posted On Dec 2nd 2017
1. The official chemis-tree. 2. Jolly holidays wouldn’t be without be the same without a good laugh 3. Perfect Christmas present? Easy, chemistry set. 4. Ho, ho, ho, who knows a good chemistry joke? 5. Who is the best chemist ever? 6. All I want for Christmas is YOU! 7. Happy chemistry Christmas!
Posted On Oct 26th 2017
A. Because it was polar
Stir up some excitement about chemistry at your next party. Because test tubes shouldn't be relegated to the classroom. Erlenmeyer flask of alcohol > generic flask of alcohol.
Posted On Aug 17th 2017
A. He wanted to reduce his carbon footprint.
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Posted On Mar 8th 2017
and you’ve got one significant figure.
Featuring the atomic number and isotopic mass of the most stable or common isotope for their respective radioactive elements, these pressure-sensitive coasters light up when you place your drink on them.
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Posted On Jan 9th 2017
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
Posted On Dec 27th 2016
It becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. Good nitrogen Sleep tightrogen Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
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Posted On Nov 21st 2016
A. OH SNaP!
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Posted On Oct 20th 2016
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Posted On Oct 14th 2016
A. Seperation Anxiety
Posted On Oct 5th 2016
Make H2O + C12 H22 O11 + C6 H8 O7
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It’ll be fun they said
Posted On Sep 9th 2016
A. A ferrous wheel
Posted On Aug 30th 2016
I’m easily lead
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Let me atom!
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A. At least I have a degree
Posted On Jul 13th 2016
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”
Posted On Jul 11th 2016
A. A ferrous wheel
Posted On Jun 3rd 2016
Breaking up is hard to do.
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There are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen out there!
Posted On Mar 23rd 2016
A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.
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I thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogon was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO I’m done with all of you
Posted On Feb 11th 2016
He just couldn’t put it down.
Posted On Jan 22nd 2016
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