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Chemistry Jokes is an online educational resource that intends to spread awareness and expand curiosity of the wonderful world of chemistry through humor.

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Latest Chemistry Jokes

Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Why Did The Hipster Chemist Get Burned?

Posted On Sep 13th 2018

He touched the beaker before it was cool

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Why Is The World So Diverse?

Why Is The World So Diverse?

Posted On Aug 23rd 2018

Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

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Equilibrium

Equilibrium

Posted On Jul 11th 2018

…so the I finally got rid of that awful bromine. Ah dangit!

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What Is The Nitrate?

What Is The Nitrate?

Posted On Jun 17th 2018

A. Double Time

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Laughing Gas

Laughing Gas

Posted On May 10th 2018

He He He

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Proton Neutron Crouton

Proton Neutron Crouton

Posted On Apr 12th 2018

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Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Why Was The Mole Of Oxygen Molecules Excited When He Left The Singles Bar?

Posted On Mar 20th 2018

A. He got Avogrado’s number

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Alcohol At A Party

Alcohol At A Party

Posted On Feb 7th 2018

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Money Has Recently Been Discovered To Be A Not Yet Identified Super Heavy Element

Posted On Jan 24th 2018

The proposed name is: Unobtainium.

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All I want for Christmas chemistry jokes

Christmas chemistry jokes – TOP 7

Posted On Dec 2nd 2017

1. The official chemis-tree. 2. Jolly holidays wouldn’t be without be the same without a good laugh 3. Perfect Christmas present? Easy, chemistry set. 4. Ho, ho, ho, who knows a good chemistry joke? 5. Who is the best chemist ever? 6. All I want for Christmas is YOU! 7. Happy chemistry Christmas!

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For Teachers

By incorporating jokes into their chemistry lessons, teachers can stimulate student interest and make chemistry more appealing. Not only may students find these jokes funny, but humor can spark their interest in pursuing chemistry as a career. For a variety of learners, certain formulas become easier to understand. The periodic table is no longer a mystery. Relating humor to students can help them grasp lessons more easily. It also helps students have a better understanding of course material, maximizing student engagement and academic progress, while increasing retention of materials.

This website can also be beneficial when trying to remember chemistry concepts and terms.

For Students

Anyone who takes an interest in chemistry, from junior high to collegiate level, can unwind with our chemistry jokes. Some of the jokes’ graphics may help relay visual information that is essential to the learning process. Making connections between difficult chemistry concepts and humor can aid in memorization and comprehension. Humor boosts the brain’s dopamine production, which enhances retention—both long-term memory storage and goal-oriented motivation.

For Chemistry Professionals

Take a break from the lab and enjoy our chemistry humor. Working on chemistry can be tough. We can help you relax a little.

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