Latest Chemistry Jokes

no thanks i'm already full

No Thanks! I’m Already Full!

Posted On Mar 15th 2016

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this is a salt

This Is A Salt

Posted On Mar 14th 2016

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A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

Posted On Mar 11th 2016

and asks how much a drink. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”. – Dr. Sheldon Cooper The Big Bang Theory

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Stupid Electrons

Stupid Electrons

Posted On Mar 10th 2016

I’m sick of your negativity

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what do you get when you mix sulfur tungsten and silver

What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, And Silver?

Posted On Mar 7th 2016

SWAG

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ive lost an electron

I’ve Lost An Electron!

Posted On Mar 4th 2016

are you positive?

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1 pair included per order. THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, is the chemical responsible for most of marijuana's psychological effects.

if you're not part of the solution

If You’re Not Part Of The Solution

Posted On Mar 1st 2016

you’re part of the precipitate

10,784 views

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a sign outside the chemistry hotel reads

A Sign Outside The Chemistry Hotel Reads

Posted On Feb 29th 2016

Great day rates, even better NO3-‘s

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seriously dude i think youre overreacting

Seriously Dude I Think You’re Overreacting

Posted On Feb 25th 2016

7,253 views

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the universe is made up of

The Universe Is Made Up Of

Posted On Feb 24th 2016

protons, neutrons, electrons and morons

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