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Bad Romance

Bad Romance

Posted On Mar 30th 2016

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

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Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Posted On Mar 25th 2016

“Au, Get outta here!”

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What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

Posted On Mar 23rd 2016

A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.

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au-fish

Au-Fish

Posted On Mar 21st 2016

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i'm sorry we just can't be together

I’m Sorry…We Just Can’t Be Together

Posted On Mar 17th 2016

Is it because I’m fat!?!

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no thanks i'm already full

No Thanks! I’m Already Full!

Posted On Mar 15th 2016

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this is a salt

This Is A Salt

Posted On Mar 14th 2016

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A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

Posted On Mar 11th 2016

and asks how much a drink. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”. – Dr. Sheldon Cooper The Big Bang Theory

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Stupid Electrons

Stupid Electrons

Posted On Mar 10th 2016

I’m sick of your negativity

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what do you get when you mix sulfur tungsten and silver

What Do You Get When You Mix Sulfur, Tungsten, And Silver?

Posted On Mar 7th 2016

SWAG

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