Latest Chemistry Jokes

Johnny Was A Chemist's Son

Johnny Was A Chemist’s Son

Posted On Apr 8th 2016

but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

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Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party

Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party

Posted On Apr 1st 2016

There are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen out there!

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Bad Romance

Bad Romance

Posted On Mar 30th 2016

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

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Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Posted On Mar 25th 2016

“Au, Get outta here!”

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What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

Posted On Mar 23rd 2016

A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.

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au-fish

Au-Fish

Posted On Mar 21st 2016

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1 pair included per order. THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, is the chemical responsible for most of marijuana's psychological effects.

i'm sorry we just can't be together

I’m Sorry…We Just Can’t Be Together

Posted On Mar 17th 2016

Is it because I’m fat!?!

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no thanks i'm already full

No Thanks! I’m Already Full!

Posted On Mar 15th 2016

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this is a salt

This Is A Salt

Posted On Mar 14th 2016

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A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

A Neutron Walks Into A Bar

Posted On Mar 11th 2016

and asks how much a drink. The bartender replies “For you, no charge”. – Dr. Sheldon Cooper The Big Bang Theory

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