Jokes Sodium and chlorine were married. One day, they divorced. Before leaving, chlorine stole an electron from sodium. Sodium didn’t care, he was like Na+ and stayed positive. Be more like sodium, be positive, and don’t steal electrons or you’ll be negatively charged! chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes I don’t trust atoms… I heard they make up everything chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes I froze myself to -273.1 degrees Celsius… My friends were worried, but I’ll be 0K chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes What’s the matter? Everything. Everything is matter. chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes What do you call a clown in jail? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins A Silicon! Read More
Jokes Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Because it’s in the ground state! Read More
Jokes Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Because he got Avogadro’s number! Read More
Jokes What weapon can you make from Potassium, Nickel, and Iron? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins A KNiFe Read More
Jokes How often does a chemist need coffee? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins They need caffeine periodically. Read More
Jokes What did the cat say after drinking methanol? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins MeOH MeOH Read More
Jokes Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins He was always breaking it down. Read More
Jokes Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Because you are BeAuTi-Full Read More