Latest Chemistry Jokes

What Is The Name Of 007's Eskimo Cousin?

What Is The Name Of 007’s Eskimo Cousin?

Posted On Apr 13th 2016

A. Polar Bond

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Johnny Was A Chemist's Son

Johnny Was A Chemist’s Son

Posted On Apr 8th 2016

but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

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Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party

Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party

Posted On Apr 1st 2016

There are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen out there!

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Bad Romance

Bad Romance

Posted On Mar 30th 2016

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

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Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Posted On Mar 25th 2016

“Au, Get outta here!”

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What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

Posted On Mar 23rd 2016

A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.

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au-fish

Au-Fish

Posted On Mar 21st 2016

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i'm sorry we just can't be together

I’m Sorry…We Just Can’t Be Together

Posted On Mar 17th 2016

Is it because I’m fat!?!

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no thanks i'm already full

No Thanks! I’m Already Full!

Posted On Mar 15th 2016

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this is a salt

This Is A Salt

Posted On Mar 14th 2016

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