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Yeah, High School Was Pretty Tough

Yeah, High School Was Pretty Tough

Posted On Apr 22nd 2016

When you’re called a neutron dates are hard to find and the nicknames were just cruel. Sub-Atomic Conversation

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Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia?

Why Do Chemists Enjoy Working With Ammonia?

Posted On Apr 18th 2016

A. Because it’s pretty basic stuff.

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What Is The Name Of 007's Eskimo Cousin?

What Is The Name Of 007’s Eskimo Cousin?

Posted On Apr 13th 2016

A. Polar Bond

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Johnny Was A Chemist's Son

Johnny Was A Chemist’s Son

Posted On Apr 8th 2016

but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4

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Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party

Dude, You Should Definitely Come To This Pool Party

Posted On Apr 1st 2016

There are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen out there!

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Bad Romance

Bad Romance

Posted On Mar 30th 2016

Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

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Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Silver Walks Up To Gold In A Bar And Says

Posted On Mar 25th 2016

“Au, Get outta here!”

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What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

What Happened To The Man Who Was Stopped For Having Sodium Chloride And A Nine-Volt In His Car?

Posted On Mar 23rd 2016

A. He was booked for a salt and a battery.

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au-fish

Au-Fish

Posted On Mar 21st 2016

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i'm sorry we just can't be together

I’m Sorry…We Just Can’t Be Together

Posted On Mar 17th 2016

Is it because I’m fat!?!

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