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The class was very rowdy

The class was very rowdy, and as a result, the chemistry teacher lost her mole-cule!

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While having a conversation

While having a conversation, the mass spectrometry conveyed his condolences to the gas chromatograph by saying that breaking up is hard

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For a chemist, the most important

For a chemist, the most important element is the element of surprise!

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The ruler of Prussia advocated

The ruler of Prussia advocated advancements in chemistry as he ruled with an ion fist

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On his wedding anniversary

On his wedding anniversary, the chemist left a lovely card for his wife with the words, “Whenever I think of you, my heart bubbles”

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Our Chemistry department hired

Our Chemistry department hired a number of analysts to study the various experiments. Little did they know that they need catalysts and not analysts!

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The neutron couldn't get his

The neutron couldn’t get his mobile phone up and running as there was no charge for him

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Chemists have a provocative nature

Chemists have a provocative nature. They hate neutral people and catalyze a situation to get good reactions

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The electron wanted to enter

The electron wanted to enter the empty valence shell. But he was stopped as he couldn’t charge in like that

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The test results showed that

The test results showed that the condition was neither acidic nor basic. The chemist had to visit the pH-armacy to get new drugs!

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When the copper

When the copper wanted to know aluminum’s problem, aluminum warned him not to metal in other’s lives

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Abetter interpretation of WAP

When everyone thinks WAP is about female sexuality, it’s really about teaching kids chemistry shapes

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A better interpretation of WAP

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