Chemistry Jokes

I didn’t even know they were catholic!

and you’ve got one significant figure.

I bet that bench is really unstable.

Figure 1. graduated cylinder Figure 2. dropout cylinder

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

It becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. Good nitrogen Sleep tightrogen Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen