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I Would Never Try To Poison You

I Would Never Try To Poison You

Posted On Nov 15th 2016

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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The Water Molecule

The Water Molecule

Posted On Nov 8th 2016

My Precious!! Oxygen attracts electrons more strongly than hydrogen

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What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

Posted On Nov 2nd 2016

A. 2 NA

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you gotta help me

You Gotta Help Me!

Posted On Oct 27th 2016

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what did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?

Posted On Oct 20th 2016

HeHe

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a piece of ice fell in love with a bunsen burner

A Piece Of Ice Fell In Love With A Bunsen Burner

Posted On Oct 18th 2016

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!” Said the ice. The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

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what emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from

What Emotional Disorder Does A Gas Chromatograph Suffer From?

Posted On Oct 14th 2016

A. Seperation Anxiety

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What Is A Chemist's Favorite Plant?

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

Posted On Oct 11th 2016

Stoichiome-tree

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What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

Posted On Oct 7th 2016

A. CH2O

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When Life Gives You C6H8O7

When Life Gives You C6H8O7

Posted On Oct 5th 2016

Make H2O + C12 H22 O11 + C6 H8 O7

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