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do you have any sodium hypobromite

Do You Have Any Sodium Hypobromite?

Posted On Jan 19th 2017

A. NaBrO

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Pusheen The Cat Making Some Chemistry

Pusheen The Cat Making Some Chemistry

Posted On Jan 9th 2017

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

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How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?

How Did The Chemist Survive The Famine?

Posted On Jan 3rd 2017

A. By subsisting on titrations

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What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises

What Happens To Nitrogen When The Sun Rises

Posted On Dec 27th 2016

It becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. Good nitrogen Sleep tightrogen Don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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The Official Chemis-Tree

The Official Chemis-Tree

Posted On Dec 21st 2016

7 BEST CHRISTMAS CHEMISTRY JOKES Getting festive with the periodic table of elements.

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Why Can't Lawyers Do NMR?

Why Can’t Lawyers Do NMR?

Posted On Dec 14th 2016

A. Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.

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What Kind Of Dogs Do Chemists Have?

What Kind Of Dogs Do Chemists Have?

Posted On Dec 6th 2016

A. Laboratory Retrievers

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Amphetamine

Amphetamine

Posted On Nov 29th 2016

A FETA MEME

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what did the bartender say when oxygen hydrogen sulfer sodium and phosphorous walked into his bar

What Did The Bartender Say When Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium And Phosphorous Walked Into His Bar?

Posted On Nov 21st 2016

A. OH SNaP!

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I Would Never Try To Poison You

I Would Never Try To Poison You

Posted On Nov 15th 2016

Now eat your Pb and jelly sandwich.

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