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What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

What Kind Of Fish Is Made Out Of 2 Sodium Atoms?

Posted On Nov 2nd 2016

A. 2 NA

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you gotta help me

You Gotta Help Me!

Posted On Oct 27th 2016

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what did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium

What Did The Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes Of Helium?

Posted On Oct 20th 2016

HeHe

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a piece of ice fell in love with a bunsen burner

A Piece Of Ice Fell In Love With A Bunsen Burner

Posted On Oct 18th 2016

“Bunsen! My flame! I melt whenever I see you!” Said the ice. The bunsen burner replied: “It’s just a phase you’re going through.”

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what emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from

What Emotional Disorder Does A Gas Chromatograph Suffer From?

Posted On Oct 14th 2016

A. Seperation Anxiety

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What Is A Chemist's Favorite Plant?

What Is A Chemist’s Favorite Plant?

Posted On Oct 11th 2016

Stoichiome-tree

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What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

What Is The Chemical Formula For Seawater?

Posted On Oct 7th 2016

A. CH2O

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When Life Gives You C6H8O7

When Life Gives You C6H8O7

Posted On Oct 5th 2016

Make H2O + C12 H22 O11 + C6 H8 O7

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Florence Flask Was Preparing To Attend The Opera

Florence Flask Was Preparing To Attend The Opera

Posted On Oct 4th 2016

Florence Flask was preparing to attend the opera. Suddenly she screamed, “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” Her husband replied, “Relax dear. We’ll find a solution.”

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if a king farts

If A King Farts

Posted On Oct 3rd 2016

Is it a noble gas?

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